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Shizmonkeys 

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

shitmonk 

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.
How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.
shitmonk by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

shitmonkey 

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.
1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."
shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004

Shitmonster 

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.
Shitmonster by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011

holy shitmonkeys 

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Aakon and the Chipmonks 

1)The group of Talentless tards who decided one day to completely ruin the entire Hip Hop and R&B style, life, and music genres, consisting of people who were made famous by (mostly white) wangsters and teenage girls from Suburbia because they rhyme and sing through a vocoder. Some of which used to be kind of respectable, but over time bought into the money-loving tools of today. They are as followed: Aakon, T Pain, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Solja Boy, and the newest addition Lady GaGa.
1)dude 1:"Oh man, I just got done listenin' to WSC, and some Wangster turd totally comes up to me and iPeeps and starts going on and on about Aakon and the Chipmonks!"
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."
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