shittonne

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.

Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.

by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009

shitcoiner

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.

Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.

by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021

Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

shitternet explorer

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

shitbone

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.

When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.

by HC Greenly January 3, 2007