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Rank ass girl with a NASTY mustache!! Nobody want to get with her or be friends with her so she cruises main everynight in her shitty car! But you can get it waxed for $13.00.
Sometimes my boyfriend tells me, "damn I wish I could grow a shilton!"
shilton by Butchesssssss June 23, 2010
Words you can keep
a good person, someone who cares about right from wrong, someone who is strong and has anger issues, and can be a psychopath if they chooses to, their loyal and responsible, doesn’t trust easily do if that trust is broken it can never be repaired
“he’s so nice a good person” “ nah he’s a good shilton”
shilton by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Earl Shilton 

Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.
Person 1: Where do you get weed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton
Earl Shilton by lad123456789 May 24, 2016

Shillon Musk 

The most successful conman of the 21st Century so far. He can always be seen manipulating people and markets, selling unattainable space dreams to starry-eyed young people, running pump&dump schemes on crypto markets, feeding his own fake "visionary messiah" complex on Twitter, using pop-culture terminology and lame comedic attempts to gain followers to his cult of personality while selling futuristic bs to the masses.

Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.
Shillon Musk tweeted again.

You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.

It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.
Shillon Musk by beMerciless May 13, 2021

Lyle Shelton 

Lyle Shelton - An act by an anti-gay or anti-trans person designed to remove, rescind, restrict or amend legislative protections for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans or Intersex people.
We were disappointed to see the member of parliament attempt to Lyle Shelton the anti-discrimination provisions of the legislation.
Lyle Shelton by Gay Australia August 23, 2016

Shelton's Law 

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
Shelton's Law by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011

Shillong 

A beautiful city of Meghalaya in North-East India. Where the best weed/dope in the world is available. Scenic drives & mesmerizing adventures are most prominent. English is one of the most major languages there.
She: Wow! This place looks so amazing.

He: It feels like Shillong.
Shillong by ArcturianTruth June 30, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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