shipload

The technical equivalent of a boatload, also known as a heck of a lot. A polite euphemism for a similar but more profane expression.

"Are you going bowling with the guys?"
"Dude, I wish: my English teacher gave us a shipload of reading to do over the weekend."
"So are you going bowling then?"
"Yeah."

by Nomen Nescio February 22, 2008

shitload

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

by lightbulb March 14, 2004

metric shitload

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.

I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend

by Twigman May 29, 2003

shitload of bullfuck

Noun used to express extreme dislike of an object or situation. A favorite phrase of James Rolfe, the "Angry Video Game Nerd."

This game sucks ass! It's a shitload of bullfuck!

by A.M.A. January 2, 2009

what a shitload of fuck

common expression used by the angry video game nerd. Used to express anything extremely frustrating, confusing, annoying, or stupid

I remember playing ET on the Atari, I tell you, what a shitload of fuck

by Destoroyah September 9, 2010

shitload of fuck

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is

by agwellin January 3, 2008

shitload

In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.

Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!

by thedarkknightgoestobed February 6, 2018