Definitions by agwellin

cum flake 

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

cum flake by agwellin January 11, 2009

Black Friend 

Something that makes white people appear less racist.

People know I'm not a racist when Tyree is next to me! He's my black friend.

Black Friend by agwellin February 13, 2008

PopCap 

A developer of so-called "casual" video games, mostly for PC and mobile devices. Due to the simplicity and addictive nature of this company's games, PopCap is likely the number one hindrance to American productivity as well as the reason we're all so fucking fat. See also Bejeweled, Insaniquarium, and Peggle.

I just realized I've been playing Peggle, a fine product od PopCap Games, for 5 fucking hours, and have yet to go outside or do any work today. I am also fat.

PopCap by agwellin February 12, 2008

shitload of fuck 

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is

shitload of fuck by agwellin January 3, 2008

XD 

It's kind of like a period, except for idiots.

wow dood ur amv is kikkass XD

XD by agwellin November 8, 2007