May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
Get the merch
Get the psyop neck gaiter and mug.
2
n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.
"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"
by MF September 05, 2002
Get the mug
Get a ass-load mug for your grandma Julia.
3
A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.
Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.
by DJ Dropa Duce December 06, 2009
Get the mug
Get a assload mug for your buddy Paul.
4
The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.
Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.
by J Diddy January 16, 2004
Get the merch
Get the ass load neck gaiter and mug.
5
The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.
Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.
by Darth Meatloaf April 10, 2011
Get the merch
Get the Assload neck gaiter and mug.
6
An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.
Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."
by Just Too Much March 29, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Assload mug for your Facebook friend Rihanna.

Activity