Shitloading

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.

I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.

by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

shitboarding

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.

Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.

by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020

Shitzadingles

It's the a thing you hate doing the most, either homework, projects, exercise etc.
Pronounced as shitz-uh-duhngles

Hey that's Joe Moma! It looks like he's doing sum shitzadingles!

by cykablinJEFR March 28, 2022

Spiteloading

The act of illegally downloading something out of spite for the Intellectual Property holder.

Developer XYZ releases a game exlusively on a proprietary platform. Not wanting to use this platform, the user out of spite for the developers actions illegally downloads the game. Thus he commits spiteloading.

by Serass January 5, 2024

Shitgloating

When someone is gloating over a victory (whether in a video game or something else), while taking a shit.
For example, if someone beat you in a video game and then went to the bathroom while still gloating over it.

"He was shitgloating over his victory in Monopoly."

by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle December 31, 2024

Shitgloating

When someone is gloating over a victory while using the bathroom. For example; if someone beats you in a videogame and goes to shit while still gloating.

"He was still gloating after winning in Monopoly." "He's shitgloating!"

by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle December 31, 2024