shimpus 

Shimpus is a person who is not bound by the regular physics of the world. A shimpus is fluid as a being; all and nothing at the same time. Different from God in the fact that Shimpus's are real and God isn't.

Wow, you are a shimpus!!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!

shimpus by Lochis April 20, 2020

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus 

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus by schneilu May 6, 2022

shitpussy 

an alternative name for the anus in a sexual context

Roberta worried that her boyfriend's obsession with her butt would lead to him asking her to let him fuck her in her shitpussy.

shitpussy by sexualgenius December 3, 2007

shitpusher 

A shit pusher mainly used in prison
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay

(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)

1,look at that shitpusher damn he wears tight t-shirts

2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock

shitpusher by The Dual May 17, 2006

shimpu 

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.

I call shimpu to order.

shimpu by jacktown October 20, 2008

Simpus

1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy

1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.

Simpus by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

shimpu 

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.

I call shimpu to order.

shimpu by jacktown October 20, 2008