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shitposter 

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.
These shitposters are screwing up the forums!
shitposter by homer55 August 4, 2007

Simposter 

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.
Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao
Simposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

SImpostor 

An Impostor who simps in order to not get voted out. Found in the game Among Us.
A: This dude just helped fixing his sabotages for everyone though he was an Impostor.
B: What a SImpostor.
SImpostor by earuhwrbwruvbhwbuern September 19, 2020

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.
Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.
Shampoosterbate by JRED33 October 23, 2013

Simpster 

A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.
Dude I was such a Simpster for that art hoe senior year.
Simpster by Notanartho April 22, 2020

Shitposter 

Meme God or Goddess. Usually dedicated their lives to sharing memes and making others laugh and/or offended. 10/10 recommend having one in your life.
“Dude, your memes are so funny. You’re my favourite shitposter”
Shitposter by MiriahtheAnn October 5, 2020