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Shitpissed 

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)
Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.
Shitpissed by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

shitpossum 

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.
"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."
shitpossum by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

shitpussy 

an alternative name for the anus in a sexual context
Roberta worried that her boyfriend's obsession with her butt would lead to him asking her to let him fuck her in her shitpussy.
shitpussy by sexualgenius December 3, 2007

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits 

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

shitpiss 

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.
"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."
shitpiss by Craven Morehead February 5, 2003

shitpusher 

A shit pusher mainly used in prison
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay

(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)
1,look at that shitpusher damn he wears tight t-shirts

2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock
shitpusher by The Dual May 17, 2006
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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