shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

shampussy by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021

Shampiss 

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

Shampiss by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

shitpussy 

an alternative name for the anus in a sexual context

Roberta worried that her boyfriend's obsession with her butt would lead to him asking her to let him fuck her in her shitpussy.

shitpussy by sexualgenius December 3, 2007

sharkussy

the fishiest of shark sex

My bestfriend had some sharkussy the other night!

sharkussy by Dr. Pepper Stepper April 14, 2022

Shampiss 

v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.

1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."
"This is a problem how?"
"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."

Shampiss by Pinkey_Sherbet July 14, 2009

sympussy 

noun. Pronounced "simp-ussy". Getting laid as a result of pity.

"Ignore his limp, he's just looking for some sympussy."

sympussy by defthand May 31, 2006

spamtussy 

spamton g spamtons bussy

"i love eating out spamtussy"

spamtussy by reganm May 25, 2022