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shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.
Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.
by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021
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Shampiss

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.
Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.
by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011
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shitpussy

an alternative name for the anus in a sexual context
Roberta worried that her boyfriend's obsession with her butt would lead to him asking her to let him fuck her in her shitpussy.
by sexualgenius December 3, 2007
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sharkussy

the fishiest of shark sex
My bestfriend had some sharkussy the other night!
by Dr. Pepper Stepper April 14, 2022
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Shampiss

v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.
1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."
"This is a problem how?"
"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."
by Pinkey_Sherbet July 14, 2009
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sympussy

noun. Pronounced "simp-ussy". Getting laid as a result of pity.
"Ignore his limp, he's just looking for some sympussy."
by defthand May 31, 2006
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spamtussy

spamton g spamtons bussy
"i love eating out spamtussy"
by reganm May 25, 2022
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