shilaculate
I accidentally shilaculated on her head and upper body.
I totally shilaculated on her face and chest.
I totally shilaculated on her face and chest.
shilaculate by josh_the_hartnett May 20, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
shejaculate
the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter
Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.
Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.
Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
shejaculate by smurfdog April 21, 2014
Related Words
shiticulates
particles of shit, a fart so rich you can taste, or perhaps in the right light, see a shimmer of fine shitty mist.
shiticulates by mr stickel February 26, 2010
Shaculate
The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.
Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"
Shaculate by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009
Shejaculate
What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.
Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.
Shejaculate by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021
silaculation
an feeling that makes your kinda confident about hard things but failing it without getting quarter of it
an feeling that you wanna make cool projects but youre lazy so you cant
an feeling that you wanna make cool projects but youre lazy so you cant
silaculation
silaculation by imakeweirddefinitions March 18, 2023
Premature shitaculation
Premature shitaculation by King mammal May 5, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026