shilaculate

to shilaculate; to shit and ejaculate simultaneously

I accidentally shilaculated on her head and upper body.

I totally shilaculated on her face and chest.

by josh_the_hartnett May 20, 2009

shejaculate

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter

Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.

by smurfdog April 21, 2014

shiticulates

particles of shit, a fart so rich you can taste, or perhaps in the right light, see a shimmer of fine shitty mist.

sure stinks in here, yeah, the air is filled with shiticulates.

by mr stickel February 26, 2010

Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

Shejaculate

What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.

Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.

by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021

silaculation

an feeling that makes your kinda confident about hard things but failing it without getting quarter of it

an feeling that you wanna make cool projects but youre lazy so you cant

silaculation

by imakeweirddefinitions March 18, 2023

Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025