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shiticules 

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.
This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

shitticulate

Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.

The particles which give farts their smell.

The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"

"Dude, gross!"
shitticulate by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

sharticulates 

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.
"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"
sharticulates by angryEunuch February 6, 2009