silaculation

an feeling that makes your kinda confident about hard things but failing it without getting quarter of it

an feeling that you wanna make cool projects but youre lazy so you cant

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silaculation by imakeweirddefinitions March 18, 2023

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sirculation

Refers to how well male humans get around and effectively mix wif da ladies.

Not too many areas have an abundance of lonesome gals, so it appears dat da sirculation is just fine in most regions of da world.

sirculation by QuacksO May 21, 2022

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sinoculation

The invulnerable moment experienced by churchgoers just after attending service. Most often expressed by careless driving habits that nearly cause crashes as they leave the church parking lot.

Luke could do no wrong after attending Sunday service, due to his sinoculation.

sinoculation by Billirubin March 18, 2024

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Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

Premature shitaculation by King mammal May 5, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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