Shaculate 

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

Shaculate by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

snagulate 

To dominate by being snaggy. (sexy and awesome, snaggable)

Girrrl, I gotta new challenge on my plate-I'm about to snagulate!

snagulate by roof-jumpa January 5, 2011

Swagulate 

When ones swag becomes too copious, they have to regulate the amount of swag they release.

Bro, I have too many thirsty fat chicks on my dick, I have to sit and swagulate.

Swagulate by Nuudles December 9, 2012

Shopulate

(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate

Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.

Shopulate by Bippity Bopster June 17, 2010

only one can speculate 

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

only one can speculate by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

smakulate by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

sharculate 

To ejaculate, and shart at the same time all the while having sex.

There was a lot to clean up after Jeremy sharculated on Brittany.

sharculate by kswoosh34 June 17, 2007