sheeze

To accidently "shit" when you "sneeze." See also: shart.

Rachel was just expecting to sneeze, but when she did, she sheezed.

by kayacw September 07, 2007

sheeze

crack cocaine

"hey crackwhore, i've got an eightball of sheeze. i might share some if you suck my dick"

by saynotocrack November 02, 2003

sheeze

The disgusting yellow fluid that leaks from a dog's sheath, especially in the morning.

Oh gross! J-mo is getting sheeze all over the comforter!

by PKMousie March 28, 2016

sheez

A form of geez or jeez (depending on who you are...) Used to exclaim frustration, annoyance, or disappointment.

What's taking so fricken long? Sheez!

Leave me alone, sheez!

Sheez, I didn't think it'd be that bad...

by Snappz00r September 04, 2004

sheezed

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

by mnssumtin November 17, 2013

for sheeze

"for real" (obviously.) shortened version of fo sheezy Emphasis is usually put on sheeze cause it souds better. This is usually best with large amounts of enthuziasm, but it can also be used as a lower key agreement/nod. Sometimes helpful if you need to pretend you're listening

as in, "that was kick-ass, for SHEEZE!!"

or: "mmmhmmm, mmmhhmm, yeah...mmmhmmm...for sheeze...yeah...mmmhmmm"

by meals November 23, 2004

sheez

sure, sho'

Fo sheez deez dribble when I get STDs.

by Nick D February 24, 2003