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To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...
Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"
Sheeted by Doctor Beatenschmith March 30, 2011
Words you can keep

Sheeted up

Adjective, describing the appearance of a dead person, usually at the scene of a crime
Man, I heard Lamont just got capped — I walked past his crib and he was all sheeted up. Damn!

Geter Sheeted 

similar in definition to Git-R-Done. However, it has more complexity in its definition. Sheeted is a state of mind that is characterized by ecstasy or amazement or anything in between, while the verb/adjective form Sheeting can mean anything from "awesome" and its synonyms to intimate activity. Geter sheeted was most recently popularized at Missouri S&T, formerly known as University of Missouri-Rolla, by a band of 50 students from all over the US and is now spreading throughout the nation, though it is more commonly used in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas of Missouri. This phrase also references Larry the Cable Guy and can occasionally be found being used in Canada alongside "git-r-done".
Dude, geter sheeted
Geter Sheeted by beeky21 August 3, 2010

One-Sheeted 

To arrive at the restroom, finish your business, and realize that there's only one sheet of toilet paper left on the roll.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally got one-sheeted after class today"
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."
One-Sheeted by Exalted Templar April 11, 2011

slip sheeted 

Switching out sheets in a Contract documents set that have already been assembled with updated information.
I do have two sheets with minor changes, due to a gas conversation with the General Contractor. How would you like those slip sheeted?
slip sheeted by K Shnizzle May 21, 2018

Brown sheeted 

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.
Brown sheeted by Wangjawn December 2, 2018

Charlie Sheened 

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)
Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!
Charlie Sheened by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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