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To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...
Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"
Sheeted by Doctor Beatenschmith March 30, 2011
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Sheeted up

Adjective, describing the appearance of a dead person, usually at the scene of a crime
Man, I heard Lamont just got capped — I walked past his crib and he was all sheeted up. Damn!

Geter Sheeted 

similar in definition to Git-R-Done. However, it has more complexity in its definition. Sheeted is a state of mind that is characterized by ecstasy or amazement or anything in between, while the verb/adjective form Sheeting can mean anything from "awesome" and its synonyms to intimate activity. Geter sheeted was most recently popularized at Missouri S&T, formerly known as University of Missouri-Rolla, by a band of 50 students from all over the US and is now spreading throughout the nation, though it is more commonly used in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas of Missouri. This phrase also references Larry the Cable Guy and can occasionally be found being used in Canada alongside "git-r-done".
Dude, geter sheeted
Geter Sheeted by beeky21 August 3, 2010

One-Sheeted 

To arrive at the restroom, finish your business, and realize that there's only one sheet of toilet paper left on the roll.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally got one-sheeted after class today"
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."
One-Sheeted by Exalted Templar April 11, 2011

slip sheeted 

Switching out sheets in a Contract documents set that have already been assembled with updated information.
I do have two sheets with minor changes, due to a gas conversation with the General Contractor. How would you like those slip sheeted?
slip sheeted by K Shnizzle May 21, 2018

Brown sheeted 

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.
Brown sheeted by Wangjawn December 2, 2018

Charlie Sheened 

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)
Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!
Charlie Sheened by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011
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