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To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.
"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."

by Sharlie Cheen April 09, 2009
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
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(adjective) to be inebriated to a state of utter disrepair
Example: 1. Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?

2. I just heard that Tom is having a house party, we're going to get sheened out of our minds.
by imthefred March 10, 2011
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Fucked up; intoxicated off alcohol and/or drugs and generally belligerant, a la Charlie Sheen. Usually involving greasing young sluts (whores, porn stars or otherwise).
"Dude, what happened to you this weekend? I called you ten times."
"Sorry... I got my tax refund back so I got completely fucking Sheened!"

"I cannot wait to get Sheened tomorrow"
by gang.green10 March 04, 2011
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Getting totally and/or completely obliterated under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol possibly leading to a night of complete debuachery. (reference to Charlie Sheen and his antics)
We are getting totally Sheen'ed tonight!
by C-Reb February 21, 2011
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To be extremely under the influence of any kind of substance. (any kind of drug, alcohol, etc)

(A term derived from actor, and The Man Charlie Sheen.)
Friend #1: Yo, I wanna get sheened tonight...
Friend #2: Yeah, me too. Let's get high off our ass's.
by cellphonex March 07, 2011
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sheened sheening is the act of Paint not covering properly. Generally on an exterior wall due to but not limited by the paint being too thin, heavy winds while painting, Temperatures being too high.

Sheen is the base of paint you have the following types of Paint Sheen. Flat, Eggshell, Matte , Satin, Semi Gloss and Gloss.

The higher the Sheen the greater risk of your paint Sheening on you.

Sheened sheening will create an unsightly look to your finished walls. It happens when you don’t have your pressure set correctly. It can happen when you stop your spray and is the most common time to have the wall Sheen which happens due to high temperatures.

Sheening can easily be fixed by spaying another top coat.

In some situations you can add an extender to the paint to slow the process of drying. Sheened
Hey Garrett, The house looks nice an all
But the west side of the home sheened really bad.

Mike the damn wind made the house Sheen badly.
by Inlet Pirate July 08, 2019
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