Sheezer

Female version of the term "geezer"

Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?

by Rahoolduke August 19, 2008

sheezer

frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism

"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"

"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"

" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "

by amy o'donnel January 22, 2005

sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005

Sheezer

A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.

Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.

He aint gonna give me no sheezer.

I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.

by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008

sheezer

a shot of narcotics. Intraveniously

i just dis a fat sheezer

by bambi 0208 August 6, 2023

Ed Sheezer

The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason

I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions

by Maxor Eld August 17, 2022

yammer butt skeezer

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.

Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009