shboppler

To be a constant participant in the smashing and fulfilling the activity in which you shbopple to the full extent and gain the reputation of being a Class-A master of busting and of fornicating overall.

Damn dawg, I've been hitting it left and right. I've become quite a pro shboppler.

by Schpop May 31, 2018

shbopple

The occurence that pertains to participation in the trifecta of oral, anal, and vaginal sex all at once while ejaculating into every possible crevass. The optimal performance being to completely engulf the entire body in nut

My boy, I shboppled that girl's booty shorts in two strokes last night.

by Mieda November 11, 2017

Window Shopper

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy

i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)

by Dee Jay October 28, 2005

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011

baba shopper

One who spends crazy amounts USD or YTL (Turkish currency) on an addicting game called Knight Online. They buy items and/or gold from chinese farmsites to get ahead in a game.

Player1: I just bought a iron necklace +3 and Raptor +11 zuahahaah
Player2: Your such a baba shopper!

by biginthepants69 April 19, 2009

misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

by wobotron January 15, 2010

Power Shopper

A person who values their time and hates having to go shopping. "In and out" is the only way they know how to shop, regardless of quantity of items. A power shopper might come across as aggressive and impatient, but they know what they want and where their items are, hence, they see no reason to stroll and dilly-dally and feign that they are thinking of what they want or need to buy.

Power shoppers are known to fill a grocery basket to half-full in under two-minutes. In stores with narrow aisles, they park their cart at the end of the aisle and jog into the aisle, get what they need and toss their items into their baskets from three feet away. They take great pride in always making the basket and never breaking any items.

The man ran his cart into Trader Joe's and began tossing bananas, bags of nuts, loaves of bread and a dozen Clif Bars into his cart. A slow-witted snowbird refused to step aside when he said "excuse me," so he spun around the woman like an NFL tailback, tossed his frozen veggies into his cart and headed back toward the cash register.

A senior citizen commented to her husband, "Did you see how rude that man was?"

The old husband commented, "Nah. He's not rude. He was polite. He said 'Excuse me.' The lady taking up the aisle... who didn't move, SHE was the rude one. I wish I was still young enough to be a 'power shopper,' in my day, I could power shop with the best of 'em.

by ZonaCat Hansen November 26, 2010