1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don'
t remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a
case of Shopper's Amnesia."
2. Lisa went to the store and found the
hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.
89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the
new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of
said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.