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shopper

worthless. a person or thing that is worthless or unoriginal.
1st person: yar tu sohaib ko jaanta hai?
2nd person: haan shopper hai bohat bara.
by bus tu hi hai jaani!! November 27, 2012
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Shopper

Someone who shops for goods and services, but make the rounds to assure they get the best deal possible.
Shopping around and getting that great deal on that much-desired ticket item makes for a very happy shopper in the end.
by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018
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Shopper

Someone who can't commit to one person, but is always looking for another individual to go out with - even when they are in a relationship. Most commonly done by "shopping" or checking out online dating websites.
Her boyfriend was such a shopper - they had been dating for a year, but he was always responding to new profiles on plentyoffish and lavalife
by Jo'sBar December 21, 2008
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Shopper

a fan made game mode in Worms armageddon where there are very few to no starting weapons but unlimited ropes and/or jetpacks and weapon crates are dropped every turn. some of the Most popular rules are A.F.R (Attack from rope) A.T.L (attack the leader team that is winning) and W.x.W (wall x wall, you must touch the both left and right walls 1 or 2 times) Its the most popular fan made game mode.
player 1 "hey, doing shopper, rules?
player 2, 3 and 4 "shopper, AFR, ATL, W1W"
player 1, "ok, lets start"

the game begins
by cockynoob December 23, 2020
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shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.
1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.
by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010
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Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009
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Shopper's Hair

when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up
I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush
by Lizbeth77 June 12, 2008
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