shlopper

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong

"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"

by [Ŵå¥ň€]™ May 15, 2005

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

Quanfeast Shlopper

When a male chops off a woman's fit and begins to feed her prices of her severed boob and the woman chops of the balls of the man and she feeds them to him, and they continue to chop off eachother's body parts and feed them to each other until they are just a body and arms and a head.

Quanfeast Shlopper is the best when having intercourse.

by 1234560123 October 24, 2019