sharwini 

Someone you’d fall in love with through laughter. Sharwini is the type of girl that you can talk to all day and about anything. Someone that will become your best friend quickly. She’ll joke with you and you’ll joke back but always know that’s all they are, jokes. She’s very fierce and has a big heart. Just being around her makes you happy and she’s really someone you know you could spend your life with.

Sharwini is very beautiful

sharwini by Trollouski October 22, 2019

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

Shawinigan Handshake 

Shawinigan Handshake is the epithet given to a chokehold executed on February 15, 1996 by Jean Chrétien, then Prime Minister of Canada, on anti-poverty protester Bill Clennett. The phrase comes from Chrétien's birthplace of Shawinigan, Quebec, as the former prime minister often styled himself the "little guy from Shawinigan".

"Yesterday I won the fucking lottery so I shat on my bosses desk then gave him the Shawinigan Handshake."

"Margret is soooooo annoying during meetings. Sometimes I just want to give her the ole' Shawinigan Handshake."

Shawinigan Handshake by Shawinigan June 1, 2013

Sharmini 

The most beautiful girl in the world, beautiful inside and out...Lips so sexxy, with big beautiful eyes, sexiest body imagineable... Anyone and everyone who has met her is allured my her loving and kind soul, always smiling and always trying to make other people happy, very loveable

Sharmini is the queen that any pauper, prince or king would desire.

Sharmini by yourBestie August 31, 2014

Sherwinism 

Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.

Sherwinism

Sherwinism by Pope Sherwin April 20, 2019

Shawinigan Handshake 

When you get wanked off by a Canadian

Guy 1: I hear you pulled Rick Moranis

Guy 2: Yeah man I got a Shawinigan Handshake

Shawinigan Handshake by Username18374829#93958 March 30, 2022

shartini

When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili

When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.

shartini by bmkmkc October 4, 2008