Sherwinism

Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.

Sherwinism

Sherwinism by Pope Sherwin April 20, 2019

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Sherwinism

Sherwinism is a religious group, often called a cult, which worships Sherwin as the ultimate overlord. Its members are called Sherwinists, which practice the art of Sherwining. Through the Book of Sher, only the chosen select few are able to interpret and read scriptures. Those who are not loyal to the religion shall burn in the fires of hell and may never be seen again.

Person A: "Are you interested in joining my religion?"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "Sherwinism."

Sherwinism by pidgelmao September 7, 2021

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Related Words

Sherwinism • Sherwinists • Cherwinism • Sherwining

Cherwinism

The worship of the Cherwin

Priest: "People of Cherwinism, all bow down to the Cherwin..."

Cherwinism by mjorgensen November 24, 2010

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Sherwinists

Plural: Members of Sherwinism

"I'm a Sherwinist"
"I'm a Sherwinist too!"
"Wow, we're Sherwinists"

Sherwinists by pidgelmao September 7, 2021

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Sherwining

The act of worshipping Sherwin

"Are you a Sherwinist?"
"Yes, I'm always practicing Sherwining"

Sherwining by pidgelmao September 7, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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