Sherwinism

Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.

Sherwinism

by Pope Sherwin April 20, 2019

Sherwinism

Sherwinism is a religious group, often called a cult, which worships Sherwin as the ultimate overlord. Its members are called Sherwinists, which practice the art of Sherwining. Through the Book of Sher, only the chosen select few are able to interpret and read scriptures. Those who are not loyal to the religion shall burn in the fires of hell and may never be seen again.

Person A: "Are you interested in joining my religion?"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "Sherwinism."

by pidgelmao September 7, 2021

Cherwinism

The worship of the Cherwin

Priest: "People of Cherwinism, all bow down to the Cherwin..."

by mjorgensen November 24, 2010

Sherwinists

Plural: Members of Sherwinism

"I'm a Sherwinist"
"I'm a Sherwinist too!"
"Wow, we're Sherwinists"

by pidgelmao September 7, 2021

Sherwining

The act of worshipping Sherwin

"Are you a Sherwinist?"
"Yes, I'm always practicing Sherwining"

by pidgelmao September 7, 2021