shartless

Used to describe any situation in which an individual is being unreasonable, reckless, or simply not spreding their leggz.

"the Lust boys are so shartless."

by jolly71 February 8, 2010

Shirtless Bobby

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

shirtless shit

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Shameless

A FUCKING AMAZING SHOW!!!!!

Frank is the worst best father ever from shameless

by Da definer November 3, 2017

Shameless

See “junior Grimes” (J grimes)

Junior Grimes is shameless asf and there’s no denying it

by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022

Shirtless old man

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020