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shart shooter 

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.
Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."
shart shooter by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007
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Sharp shooter 

A very classy man who knows how to smooth talk his way out or into anything.
Man John always gets into the clubs! He's a damn sharp shooter when it comes to bouncers.
Sharp shooter by School-bus-bus December 24, 2007

Iraqi Sharp Shooter

Anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards.
Hey, Sarge, what do you want me to do with the five Iraqi Sharp Shooters?
Sarge: Break their thumbs! Can't throw a rock without a thumb.

Short Shooter 

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.
Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.

sharp shooter 

The act of two people, traditionally a man and woman, urinating in unison into a common toilet. For a proper sharp shooter the woman, or one person, must be urinating while sitting on the toilet while the man, or other person, is standing facing her or him urinating between his or her legs into said toilet.
That was a clean sharp shooter, I barely got any pee on your legs!
sharp shooter by volcomvw July 16, 2011

The Bolivian Sharp Shooter

The process of jacking off furiously and aiming your ejaculate into a spread vagina or any hole of your choosing.
No penetration is necessary to complete the Bolivian Sharp Shooter.

I’m gonna give Jane a Bolivian Sharp Shooter tonight.

sharp shooter 

when your have an extremely hard shit, that huirts the wall of your anus when shot out very quikly, even cutting it!!!! leaving blood and long gashes down your rectum!!!!
'oh gosh boys, i was dying for a terd and laid out n sharp shooter, oh my ass hurts'
sharp shooter by jojo bean12 March 30, 2006
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