sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.

Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.

sharpeties by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Mexicans with Sharpies 

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture

Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!

Mexicans with Sharpies by Smelly80222 April 24, 2006

sharesies

A unique way of saying that you will share something with someone.

Person A - I have a secret!

Person B - You should play sharesies!

Person A - No way!

sharesies by phonetrick.net January 25, 2010

Sharpies 

The ridiculously easy way to get high. Easily accessible by many age groups. Most popular among tweens who sniff it constantly, but often get tired and would rather small the cherry scented markers instead. Some schools have realized that these markers are dangerous, so they watch their students carefully use them. Just like when they handle white out and glue.

Elaine: Ooh! Sharpies!
Matt: Yea!..
Elaine: Give me one! *sniffs* Do you think we could get high off of this?
Matt: *shrugs and sniffs them,too*

Sharpies by Mistycloudx101 June 15, 2008

Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!

“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”

Sharteries by Dave the rave slave June 6, 2018

Sharesies

When two or more diners choose to share entree(s) at a restaurant.

Joey attributed his recent weight loss to sharesies rather than eating full entrees.

Sharesies by Wordsmith99 June 28, 2014