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Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.
"I have to shartoload for tomorrows martial sharts competition"
"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"
"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"
by turdmeister July 14, 2009
Get the shartoloadingmug. South african slang. A term of endearment, emphasizing intense approval of a situation.
Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what
Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what
Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
by turdmeister August 17, 2009
Get the befoklikmug. A three point turd is a particularly nasty form of turd that occurs subsequent to the consumption of many samoosas.
It burns like hell and feels like it has three sharp corners.
Three point turds are commonly done by Indians, Malays, Hindus and other eastern denominations which are all commonly fond of samoosas, and are all known by one or more of the terms: Curries, Tjarras, Koelies, towel-heads and diaper-tops.
It burns like hell and feels like it has three sharp corners.
Three point turds are commonly done by Indians, Malays, Hindus and other eastern denominations which are all commonly fond of samoosas, and are all known by one or more of the terms: Curries, Tjarras, Koelies, towel-heads and diaper-tops.
"Goodgollyman, dat samoosa waz verry hot! I hev just dun a three point turd in muy undarodz!"
"Don't make your problems my problems, towel-head."
"Don't make your problems my problems, towel-head."
by turdmeister August 5, 2009
Get the three point turdmug. A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists
The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.
by turdmeister June 28, 2010
Get the turdometermug. South African slang. An expression of dissaproval, dissapointment, or displeasure.
The opposite of befoklik
The opposite of befoklik
by turdmeister August 17, 2009
Get the onbefoklikmug. by turdmeister June 28, 2010
Get the turdologistmug. When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
Get the Hardening of the sharteriesmug.