Definitions by turdmeister
turdometer
A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists
The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.
turdometer by turdmeister June 28, 2010
turdologist
turdologist by turdmeister June 28, 2010
Turdology
The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.
Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.
Turdology by turdmeister May 31, 2010
befoklik
South african slang. A term of endearment, emphasizing intense approval of a situation.
Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what
Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what
Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
befoklik by turdmeister August 17, 2009
onbefoklik
South African slang. An expression of dissaproval, dissapointment, or displeasure.
The opposite of befoklik
The opposite of befoklik
onbefoklik by turdmeister August 17, 2009
The arse end of the world.
PE by turdmeister August 6, 2009
three point turd
A three point turd is a particularly nasty form of turd that occurs subsequent to the consumption of many samoosas.
It burns like hell and feels like it has three sharp corners.
Three point turds are commonly done by Indians, Malays, Hindus and other eastern denominations which are all commonly fond of samoosas, and are all known by one or more of the terms: Curries, Tjarras, Koelies, towel-heads and diaper-tops.
It burns like hell and feels like it has three sharp corners.
Three point turds are commonly done by Indians, Malays, Hindus and other eastern denominations which are all commonly fond of samoosas, and are all known by one or more of the terms: Curries, Tjarras, Koelies, towel-heads and diaper-tops.
"Goodgollyman, dat samoosa waz verry hot! I hev just dun a three point turd in muy undarodz!"
"Don't make your problems my problems, towel-head."
"Don't make your problems my problems, towel-head."
three point turd by turdmeister August 5, 2009