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Sharpies

The ridiculously easy way to get high. Easily accessible by many age groups. Most popular among tweens who sniff it constantly, but often get tired and would rather small the cherry scented markers instead. Some schools have realized that these markers are dangerous, so they watch their students carefully use them. Just like when they handle white out and glue.
Elaine: Ooh! Sharpies!
Matt: Yea!..
Elaine: Give me one! *sniffs* Do you think we could get high off of this?
Matt: *shrugs and sniffs them,too*
by Mistycloudx101 June 15, 2008
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sharpies in my socks

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.
by samsonuwan May 11, 2021
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Mexicans with Sharpies

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture
Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!
by Smelly80222 April 24, 2006
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Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
by Duneedon September 4, 2019
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Put down the Sharpie

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
by hodags1966 September 6, 2019
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Drop the Sharpie

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."
by hodags1966 September 24, 2019
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sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.
Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.
by Karina73 November 23, 2013
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