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sharperest

A word that the YouTuber known as jasonthesmarty fabricated, whilst trying to prove to one of their friends that "Sharpness", in a Minecraft Bed Wars video uploaded by superedgypants69 was the inferior choice to "Sharperest".
Sharperest - Better than sharpness, probably.
"Why try to get sharpness when you can get...sharper...est."
by emopantsu April 13, 2021
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by Golan September 23, 2005
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Sharpest Lives

A great song by an amazing band My Chemical Romance (abbreviated MCR)
Kaitlyn: I love MCR's new song "Sharpest lives"!
by Madison816 June 16, 2008
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Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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