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Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!
“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”
by Dave the rave slave June 6, 2018
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Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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Shartenis

Larry has a shartenis
by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017
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sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.
Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.
by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008
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sharesies

A unique way of saying that you will share something with someone.
Person A - I have a secret!

Person B - You should play sharesies!

Person A - No way!
by phonetrick.net January 25, 2010
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Sharries

A fictional Nadsat word found in the book by Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange, meaning "buttocks".

Nadsat is a constructed slang dialect of English with many Russian influences invented by the linguist, novelist, and composer Anthony Burgess
Come and get a boot up your sharries, sir!
I like the way her sharries shake when she walks.
by Walkwithmeinhell December 27, 2007
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smarterest

Being creative by saying smart with an er and est for emphisis
im smarterest than you are
by simbahahah January 11, 2010
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