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Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Shartenis 

Larry has a shartenis
Shartenis by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017

sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.
Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.
sharpeties by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008
A unique way of saying that you will share something with someone.
Person A - I have a secret!

Person B - You should play sharesies!

Person A - No way!
sharesies by phonetrick.net January 25, 2010

Sharries 

A fictional Nadsat word found in the book by Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange, meaning "buttocks".

Nadsat is a constructed slang dialect of English with many Russian influences invented by the linguist, novelist, and composer Anthony Burgess
Come and get a boot up your sharries, sir!
I like the way her sharries shake when she walks.
Sharries by Walkwithmeinhell December 27, 2007

smarterest 

Being creative by saying smart with an er and est for emphisis
im smarterest than you are
smarterest by simbahahah January 11, 2010