Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!

“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”

Sharteries by Dave the rave slave June 6, 2018

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Shartenis 

A sharp and tiny penis

Larry has a shartenis

Shartenis by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017

sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.

Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.

sharpeties by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008

sharesies

A unique way of saying that you will share something with someone.

Person A - I have a secret!

Person B - You should play sharesies!

Person A - No way!

sharesies by phonetrick.net January 25, 2010

Sharries 

A fictional Nadsat word found in the book by Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange, meaning "buttocks".

Nadsat is a constructed slang dialect of English with many Russian influences invented by the linguist, novelist, and composer Anthony Burgess

Come and get a boot up your sharries, sir!
I like the way her sharries shake when she walks.

Sharries by Walkwithmeinhell December 27, 2007

smarterest 

Being creative by saying smart with an er and est for emphisis

im smarterest than you are

smarterest by simbahahah January 11, 2010