shamogram

A small gift that is given on St. Patrick's Day. Usually something green or with relation to being Irish.

The mystical leprauchan delivered a shamogram to me on St. Patrick's Day.

by Andrew March 19, 2007

Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...

The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!

by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

spamorama

A term associated with online bulletin boards (see bulletin board). A spamorama takes either the form of a topic forum itself or a post within a forum. Its function is to serve as a place to concentrate spam in order to avoid topic disruption. It is also a place where users work on increasing their postcount without actually contributing anything to the forum or user community.

History: The first spamorama appeared in the Discussion Forum at Guitar Tab Universe's user bulletin board.

Isn't it kind of pathetic that 99% of your posts are in the spamorama?

by improviduto April 9, 2006

Shamocracy

A shamocracy is any political system that pretends to be democratic without being democratic. Examples include apartheid systems, disproportional misrepresentation, and all out autocracies who call themselves "democratic".

Canada's electoral system is a shamocracy because their voting system is so disproportional that majority of Canadian votes count for nothing, and they typically get a fake-majority government that only a minority of voters support.

by Leif-a-roni October 12, 2016

Slamagram

a hasty neologism in the form of a portmanteau. (when you make up a new word real fast by slamming other words together)

Slamagram is itself a slamagram formed from the words slam and anagram. Other examples include cankles, snobservation, jeggings, bacne, and brotatalitarian.

by alphaminus September 20, 2011

shmogamy

a word used to call someone stupid or gay

michael; hey kieran, you lanky prick
kieran ; Nae Shmogamy You Fat Basterd

by boomtownsfinest October 22, 2006

Shmammogram

The act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (Comes from the term "shwasted," meaning drunk.)

I'm so hung over from that party last night that I was a hot mess at my shmammogram this morning.

by EmmaandLiz March 27, 2011