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The act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (Comes from the term "shwasted," meaning drunk.)
I'm so hung over from that party last night that I was a hot mess at my shmammogram this morning.
by EmmaandLiz March 11, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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