Shamocrat

One who pretends to be possessed of wealth, influence, rank or indeed any quality that is only conspicuous by its absence.

That baron is a complete shamocrat!

by MasterMikob January 8, 2025

Shamocracy

A shamocracy is any political system that pretends to be democratic without being democratic. Examples include apartheid systems, disproportional misrepresentation, and all out autocracies who call themselves "democratic".

Canada's electoral system is a shamocracy because their voting system is so disproportional that majority of Canadian votes count for nothing, and they typically get a fake-majority government that only a minority of voters support.

by Leif-a-roni October 12, 2016

shamecation

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.

Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

spamorati

(n) Those engaged in, or the purveyors of, the greatest portion of the spam email that clogs the internet mail servers of the world.

(n) A syndicate of hackers who create vast zombie networks to disseminate spam emails.

The spamorati now seed vast bot-farms from which to launch their spam emails.

by bigandy01 November 28, 2006

shamoritize

v. To order or prioritize a set of tasks based on potential shame or embarrassment (such as cleaning house for company.) It is based on a highly sophisticated algorithm which balances the variables including (but not limited to) the quantity of potential shame, feasibility, time, probability of work being undone by children, and likelihood of similar circumstances among viewers (ex. They also have cat hair on their couch... probably.)

With very little time to shamoritize we did empty the trash and do the dishes. But we'll have to hide the laundry in our room.

by MrsClarity April 1, 2017

shamchat

Shamchat is a place where Roleplayers go to Roleplay sex normally.

This is a conversation between A Horny Male and yourself A Girl

A Horny male: *starts to kiss you and pulls down your underwear*
You have left this conversation

Shamchat=Fun

by Gracielikestoread October 25, 2015

Shamecation

A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

"Where's Jimmy this week?" "Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation."

by DocLoLiday November 16, 2012