schmamogram

The act of spontaneously grasping the bosom of a female whilst intoxicated, or schwasted.

No I'm not a doctor, but I've had 14 beers, and I'm more than ready to give you a schmamogram.

schmamogram by TrillSesh January 16, 2010

Shmammogram 

The act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (Comes from the term "shwasted," meaning drunk.)

I'm so hung over from that party last night that I was a hot mess at my shmammogram this morning.

Shmammogram by EmmaandLiz March 27, 2011

shamogram 

A small gift that is given on St. Patrick's Day. Usually something green or with relation to being Irish.

The mystical leprauchan delivered a shamogram to me on St. Patrick's Day.

shamogram by Andrew March 19, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022