schmamogram

The act of spontaneously grasping the bosom of a female whilst intoxicated, or schwasted.

No I'm not a doctor, but I've had 14 beers, and I'm more than ready to give you a schmamogram.

schmamogram by TrillSesh January 16, 2010

Shmammogram 

The act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (Comes from the term "shwasted," meaning drunk.)

I'm so hung over from that party last night that I was a hot mess at my shmammogram this morning.

Shmammogram by EmmaandLiz March 27, 2011

shamogram 

A small gift that is given on St. Patrick's Day. Usually something green or with relation to being Irish.

The mystical leprauchan delivered a shamogram to me on St. Patrick's Day.

shamogram by Andrew March 19, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008