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Shmammogram 

The act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (Comes from the term "shwasted," meaning drunk.)
I'm so hung over from that party last night that I was a hot mess at my shmammogram this morning.
Shmammogram by EmmaandLiz March 27, 2011
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shamogram 

A small gift that is given on St. Patrick's Day. Usually something green or with relation to being Irish.
The mystical leprauchan delivered a shamogram to me on St. Patrick's Day.
shamogram by Andrew March 19, 2007