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shagette 

A combination of the bridal shower and bachelorette party for the bride-to-be, mixing food/drinks/gifts in with a night on the town! This allows for only one day/night required to honour the bride-to-be and make the shower a FUN time instead of the usual Sunday night hungover drivel of sandwiches, tea and shrieks of glee (save that event for the parents and older family members). The saying is quirky and cute, denotes some naughtiness in the evening making the groom-to-be question what his future bride is REALLY in for...? Hmmmmmm....
Hey Ladies - let's take our bride-to-be and host a Shagette!
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stagette 

The female version of the male stag.

Basically a bachelorette party.
My girlfriend left to her bestfriend's stagette.
stagette by Sami August 10, 2004

Bob Sagetted 

A verb describing a failed attempt at commentary by a friend while watching a humorous video.
*While watching a video of a fat woman slipping*
Friend: Nice trip, see you next fall!
You: Wow, you totally just Bob Sagetted that video!
Bob Sagetted by Ryan Ayyyyyy December 14, 2008

Shagetti 

A fat Italian that eat every thing and argues with colored people
The shagetti ate every thing at the bbq and the minority was pissed
Shagetti by Dab326dab March 24, 2022

stagette 

Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.
"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.
stagette by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011

Spagetteeeeeeeeeeeeee

spaghetti but spelled really lazy and bad
Anna: what do you want for dinner?

David: I want SPAGETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

did you-a touch-a my spagette 

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)
: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO