stagette 

The female version of the male stag.

Basically a bachelorette party.

My girlfriend left to her bestfriend's stagette.

stagette by Sami August 10, 2004

stagette 

Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.

"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.

stagette by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011

Bob Sagetted 

A verb describing a failed attempt at commentary by a friend while watching a humorous video.

*While watching a video of a fat woman slipping*
Friend: Nice trip, see you next fall!
You: Wow, you totally just Bob Sagetted that video!

Bob Sagetted by Ryan Ayyyyyy December 14, 2008

stigette 

The far less talented female version of “The Stig” from the British motoring television show Top Gear. Created by former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and producer Andy Wilman.

Known for her lack of driving talent and ability to wreck vehicles.

Stigette has the driving skills of Hellen Keller.

stigette by Garbagetruckmachine March 16, 2021

stagetite 

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.

The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".

stagetite by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

Spagetteeeeeeeeeeeeee

spaghetti but spelled really lazy and bad

Anna: what do you want for dinner?

David: I want SPAGETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spagetteeeeeeeeeeeeee by Setepnas June 5, 2021

did you-a touch-a my spagette 

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)

:] :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

:] : OHNO

did you-a touch-a my spagette by ChesBAllxxX January 8, 2021