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shogette 

A person whose thighs are so fat that when they walk they rub together on their dick and cause them to ejaculate sometimes up to 200 times per day
i ran a marathon and shogetted nearly 400 times
shogette by omarabdulmahmood December 4, 2015
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shonette 

People says she is miserable but she is just misunderstood waiting and wanting to be loved

Hates being ignored and dosen't like other people get the attention she was having she gets jealous easily

She is fragile and even though she put on a brave exterior she is breaking in the inside not allowing anyone to know her problems and Will alwasys listen to other peoples problem even though her replys might not be what you expected cause she has no filter
Shonette is always here to listen to our problems but boy she has no filter on her mouth
shonette by Aya_ November 24, 2021
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shagette 

A combination of the bridal shower and bachelorette party for the bride-to-be, mixing food/drinks/gifts in with a night on the town! This allows for only one day/night required to honour the bride-to-be and make the shower a FUN time instead of the usual Sunday night hungover drivel of sandwiches, tea and shrieks of glee (save that event for the parents and older family members). The saying is quirky and cute, denotes some naughtiness in the evening making the groom-to-be question what his future bride is REALLY in for...? Hmmmmmm....
Hey Ladies - let's take our bride-to-be and host a Shagette!
shagette by BadMotherTees.com May 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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