shamette 

The female version of a sham. A girl walking around thinking she's 'the shit'. Generally starts fights with other shamettes by pulling at their hair or (fake) Louis Vuitton bags. It's definitely not a good term.

Natasha: Look at that pure shamette up there.
Ally: State of her!

shamette by Al-y-son March 15, 2008

shmette 

The act of having a small sized penis

That boy has a shmette sized penis .

shmette by theylovesophiia November 26, 2016

Shanette 

One who does not send nudes

I asked that girl for nudes and she totally Shanetted me

Shanette by StitchIsSiya March 23, 2017

shagette 

A combination of the bridal shower and bachelorette party for the bride-to-be, mixing food/drinks/gifts in with a night on the town! This allows for only one day/night required to honour the bride-to-be and make the shower a FUN time instead of the usual Sunday night hungover drivel of sandwiches, tea and shrieks of glee (save that event for the parents and older family members). The saying is quirky and cute, denotes some naughtiness in the evening making the groom-to-be question what his future bride is REALLY in for...? Hmmmmmm....

Hey Ladies - let's take our bride-to-be and host a Shagette!

shagette by BadMotherTees.com May 11, 2009

Samette’s 

A form of Tourette’s, specifically by people called. Samantha, Sammy, or Sam.

Behave, said Sam ....for the 100th time( this is a form of samette’s)

Samette’s by Readit01 December 26, 2020

Shmetted

Absolutely wrecked, destroyed, done for.

Kyle: what happened to Andy?

DMoe: he got shmetted…
Kyle: How bad ??

Sam: He got absolutely shmothed

Kyle: damn slime….

Shmetted by Ran2ccio December 19, 2025