Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.

"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.

stagette by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011

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Swazette

A general term that lends itself to any situation. Can be manipulated to form new variations of the word :

"pass me the swazette!"

"Eeeew hes in my bed in only his swazettes!"

When noticing a small man on a bed " look, petti manschwettez!! "

When laughing uncontrollably with clawed hands : "Shaswetta petti manez"

In the presence of a man with oversized glasses: "Sheswanelattez!"

Swazette by important November 25, 2011

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Swagetti

Having on a raw ass fit,clean,Mobbing on em or having shit.

Yeah ,for real you know what the hell is going on, kicking a whole lot of swagetti!

Swagetti by Johnny Giovanni/Giovanni Mob October 26, 2017

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