Sagette 

Mostly used for girls, Sagette always aims to achieve her goals in every way. She is an ideal politician because she is just and loyal. She is also very wise and delicate. She doesn’t easily get hurt and doesn’t cry often when she gets hurt. She is also very good in persuading people.

“Oh Sagette, you did it again! You’re a genius!”

POV Sagette:

“Sir, I can handle this, I, am Sagette and I will not stop to find the solution to this case.”

“Oh- we’re breaking up?! How sad. Well it was worth the shot anyways.” *walks away*

“Pleaaaaase!! You know I’ll give you... 20 pounds if you. What about those poor kids on the street with nothing to eat..? *person talking to agrees* Splendid, now I’ll stat rounding up the money while you go confront the government about this."

Sagette by littlegacha__mockingjay May 20, 2021

sanette 

Sa⋅nette
  /sæˈnɛt/ Spelled Pronunciation sa-net
–noun

1. an adult female person from Africa

2. A tall blond African woman (Caucasian) who has a very strong will and determination.

3. She is all woman and yet stronger than most men you'll ever meet.

4. She would make a perfect bodyguard and still be a loving mother.

5. Emigrant Draftswoman

Sanette kicked your ass, boots to the face and then she kissed me!

I need someone to draw this building in CAD, SANETTE!!!

sanette by ThatonKyaikto February 5, 2010

getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

getting sageted by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

stagette 

The female version of the male stag.

Basically a bachelorette party.

My girlfriend left to her bestfriend's stagette.

stagette by Sami August 10, 2004

Bob Sagetted 

A verb describing a failed attempt at commentary by a friend while watching a humorous video.

*While watching a video of a fat woman slipping*
Friend: Nice trip, see you next fall!
You: Wow, you totally just Bob Sagetted that video!

Bob Sagetted by Ryan Ayyyyyy December 14, 2008

Sageted 

When you hit your head and do not seek medical attention.

Brian sageted himself on the granite countertop picking up his napkin and later died in his sleep.

Sageted by Chadwinkle February 13, 2022

stagette 

Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.

"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.

stagette by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011