Sexterity

The level of sexual skill and ability one has. Can be increased over time with experience or stat enhancing clothing.

Dude, check out my awesome wizard hat. It gives me +7 sexterity.

by The Chubububu October 14, 2009

Sexterity

Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.

"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Sexterity

Your sexy ability. Can change depending on attitude, appearance, disposition, location.

Dude! Look at this new shirt. It easily adds 5 to my sexterity.

by Zanderif September 26, 2007

sexterity

Remarkable ability to satisfy your partner's every sexual need using precision, knowledge, and agility.

Guy: How about we take this party to my place?
Girl: Boy, you best have some damn good sexterity if you wanna get down with me.

by mephix August 10, 2014

Texterity

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021

Sexurity

When you tell someone where you're going for a booty call with a stranger, just in case he turns out to be a psycho.

"Hey Susie - I'm going back to hotel room XYZ with that guy there; just telling you for my own sexurity.

by PeteMartin October 7, 2008