sestard

The sixth level or retardation

1. Tard
2. Retard
3. Tritard
4. Quatard
5. Quintard
6. Sestard

If I'm the quintard. Does that make you a sestard?

by Jeremy McCollum March 2, 2008

Sextardation

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

seatard

Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.

"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.

by KieranK August 5, 2007

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

by Sextarded March 25, 2009

sistard

a sister that sometimes acts like a retard

"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:

by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007

Sextard

Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.

Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.

Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.

Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.

by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009

Sistard

Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.

My Sistard drives me to intense feelings of fratricide.

by Wraith0 April 6, 2010