25 definitions by Ricardovitz
Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Word or Phrase that is so profane, racist, or graphic that even Urban Dictionary refuses to publish it. Something that overly offends an Urban Dictionary editor, which is hard to do.
Yo, Shaniqwa, you think Urban Dictionary 'll publish this here word: nigezbopussyooze?
No, Kuzabia, that ugly word gonna get Urban Dejected, you know how those people is.
No, Kuzabia, that ugly word gonna get Urban Dejected, you know how those people is.
by Ricardovitz March 13, 2012
fictional place where a Persian or someone from the middle east is told to go back to.
alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to
related: suckcockistan
alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to
related: suckcockistan
Where the hell do you come from - Fuckoffistan?
I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.
That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.
That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
by Ricardovitz July 2, 2009
Person who can't stop purchasing guns, eventhough he has enough to supply all of his friends and family in the event of WWIII. See also Gunoholic.
My girlfriend thinks that I have lots of guns, but it ain't nothing compared to all the guns Rufus has - he's a real gunaholic.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Right of passage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new CCP holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at Wal Mart for the first time. This means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into Wal Mart, shop for at least 30 minutes, use the restroom, buy something, check out and look for zombies to attack as you cross the Wal Mart parking lot to get back to your car.
Bubba: Hey, Clem, I just got my conceal carry permit - check this out, got me a sweet little Detonics 9mm that I can carry everywhere I go.
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
by Ricardovitz April 22, 2010
Drag racer, more particularly motorcycle street racer who races from streetlight to streetlight. Also called "T-hopper". Usually refers to a novice street-bike racer.
v. T-hopping - the act of throttle hopping.
Related: T-hop - gathering of street racers for the purpose of street drag racing.
v. T-hopping - the act of throttle hopping.
Related: T-hop - gathering of street racers for the purpose of street drag racing.
Hey man, I just got texted that the boyz is gonna do some T-hopping over on SR 26 - 3:15 a.m.
Johnny thinks he's a balls-out drag racer, but he's only a late night throttle hopper at best.
Jeff reading text message: "T-hop 12^, SR12 Pig-2- McD's. {Race starts at 12-up, i.e. 12 midnight on State Road 12 from the Piggly Wiggly to McDonalds.}
Johnny thinks he's a balls-out drag racer, but he's only a late night throttle hopper at best.
Jeff reading text message: "T-hop 12^, SR12 Pig-2- McD's. {Race starts at 12-up, i.e. 12 midnight on State Road 12 from the Piggly Wiggly to McDonalds.}
by Ricardovitz June 19, 2009
Cartoon depiction of the Muslim Prophet, Mohammed. Tends to get Muslims in a blood-thirsty frenzy against the cartoonist who drew the funny pictures of Mohammed.
Hey, Sven, why'd you go and make a Mohammadoon showing Mohammed's head on a goat's body? You know those crazy Muslims are gonna go Jihad on your ass!
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
by Ricardovitz March 22, 2010