Definitions by Ricardovitz
Dummy Nation
The 49% of Americans that support Barack Obama regardless of Obama's outrageous lies, his arrogance, and shear stupidity, because Obama promises them legalized pot, welfare (now termed "Disability), free healthcare, free cell phones, and free kiddie-care for knocked-up sluts. The Dummy Nation would vote for a guy like Obama even if that person was a child rapist and mass murderer, so long as they continue to get easy access to dope and free stuff.
Bertha: I luv Obama - he da best. He be gettin me free stuff, like TV, phone, 'n free money for my retarded chillin cuz my crack-pimp got me big with babies when I was 10, 11 'n twelf - they born retarded.
Rush Limbaugh: So, Bertha, then you are part of the Dummy Nation that would praise Obama no matter what he did, right?
Bertha: Who you callin Dummy, Rush - if someone give you free stuff, is you a Dummy? That racist, Rush.
Rush Limbaugh: No, Bertha, I'm not calling you a Dummy, just that you are now officially a member of the Dummy Nation - the doped up blind supporters of Barack Obama who are easy to bribe with free stuff.
Bertha: Who you callin blind, Rush - I ain't blind. I is Disabled jest so's I can get free Disability. I is gladly part of the Dummy Nation, if that means I get more free stuff, Rush - do dat make me a dummy?
Rush Limbaugh: So, Bertha, then you are part of the Dummy Nation that would praise Obama no matter what he did, right?
Bertha: Who you callin Dummy, Rush - if someone give you free stuff, is you a Dummy? That racist, Rush.
Rush Limbaugh: No, Bertha, I'm not calling you a Dummy, just that you are now officially a member of the Dummy Nation - the doped up blind supporters of Barack Obama who are easy to bribe with free stuff.
Bertha: Who you callin blind, Rush - I ain't blind. I is Disabled jest so's I can get free Disability. I is gladly part of the Dummy Nation, if that means I get more free stuff, Rush - do dat make me a dummy?
Dummy Nation by Ricardovitz April 22, 2013
Urban Deject
Word or Phrase that is so profane, racist, or graphic that even Urban Dictionary refuses to publish it. Something that overly offends an Urban Dictionary editor, which is hard to do.
Yo, Shaniqwa, you think Urban Dictionary 'll publish this here word: nigezbopussyooze?
No, Kuzabia, that ugly word gonna get Urban Dejected, you know how those people is.
No, Kuzabia, that ugly word gonna get Urban Dejected, you know how those people is.
Urban Deject by Ricardovitz July 29, 2012
Wally Walk
Right of passage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new CCP holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at Wal Mart for the first time. This means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into Wal Mart, shop for at least 30 minutes, use the restroom, buy something, check out and look for zombies to attack as you cross the Wal Mart parking lot to get back to your car.
Bubba: Hey, Clem, I just got my conceal carry permit - check this out, got me a sweet little Detonics 9mm that I can carry everywhere I go.
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
Wally Walk by Ricardovitz April 22, 2010
Mohammedoon
Cartoon depiction of the Muslim Prophet, Mohammed. Tends to get Muslims in a blood-thirsty frenzy against the cartoonist who drew the funny pictures of Mohammed.
Hey, Sven, why'd you go and make a Mohammadoon showing Mohammed's head on a goat's body? You know those crazy Muslims are gonna go Jihad on your ass!
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
Mohammedoon by Ricardovitz March 22, 2010
Quarter Squats
Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.
Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!
Quarter Squats by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009
Bling Bang
Term for a Flashy Pistol used by gang members, which is often bright stainless, chrome, or bright nickle with custom grips often made of silver, turquoise, or mother of pearl. May also have fancy engraving, gold inlay, or jewling on certain parts.
Although the term "bling bang" was first introduced by the movie "Blood Diamond" and originally referred to a type of diamond and not guns directly, the term has morphed and is often used on the Urban Street as a term for a flashy gun.
Synonym: Pimp Gun.
Although the term "bling bang" was first introduced by the movie "Blood Diamond" and originally referred to a type of diamond and not guns directly, the term has morphed and is often used on the Urban Street as a term for a flashy gun.
Synonym: Pimp Gun.
Yo, Jamal, I got me this Bling Bang from a Ride-On we done on the Surat boys, da silver grips is da straight dope.
Malik, I got some Bling Bang for sale, bro, It's a chrome Deagle Fity. I took Jo-Jo out of da box, yo, and you can have his Bling Bang fo five benjamines - can't beat dat!
I scored big, now I can buy me some serious Bling Bang.
Malik, I got some Bling Bang for sale, bro, It's a chrome Deagle Fity. I took Jo-Jo out of da box, yo, and you can have his Bling Bang fo five benjamines - can't beat dat!
I scored big, now I can buy me some serious Bling Bang.
Bling Bang by Ricardovitz October 30, 2009
USAS-12
A shotgun, designed in America but produced in South Korea, that was made in both full-auto and semi-automatic versions. Only the semi-automatic USAS-12's were ever imported into the United States.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
When Dirk popped that drum in his USAS-12 and pulled the trigger as fast as he could, it looked like lead-hose.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
USAS-12 by Ricardovitz October 22, 2009