sextage

(n.) - a series of brief depictions of sexual intercourse set to a jaunty 80s tune, summarizing a longer series of sexual events or escapades, normally shortened in order to coordinate well within the time constraints of the modern motion pictures.

John- "Oh, did you catch that awesome Glen Close sextage in her new movie, The Iron Lady?"
Bob- "Indubitably. Quite the sextage, if you know what I mean."
John- "I do indeed, sir. I do indeed."

by The Guys000001 May 30, 2012

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sexage

Derived from the word sext, sexage is the action of sending racy photos, or sexually themed messages to a significant other. Sexage as in message+sext.

My girlfriend doesn't have a phone to sext me on, so we just sexage over facebook.

by leprechaunllama December 1, 2009

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Sexrage

(n.) Extreme anger brought upon by sexual fantasies or practices resulting in, but not limited to, the suicide of one's sexual life.

Billy Joe Jim Bob's sexual tension between him and his wife fueled the makings of Bob's sexrage, in which he cracked and devoted himself to religoius purposes.

by DR. Lovin Stine November 29, 2010

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Sextagon

The act of creating a human octagon by linking eight people, mouth to genital.
(Preferably used for midget wrestling or endangered animal fighting in the middle)

Dave: “Hey y’all still doing the midget wrestling sextagon tomorrow night?”
Frank: “ Nah man the last one we had my wife got scratched by a rabid midget and it’s still infected.”

by Sextagon February 2, 2020

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Sextate

When a woman in a relationship dictates to her lover by using the reward/threat of sexuall intercourse.

1. My girlfriend sextates to me by giving me handys in the JC Pennys parking lot in order to get me to carry her bags when she wants to go shoping.
2. My girlfiend has big tits, so i do whatever she says.

by cool hand lucas July 20, 2010

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