seatage
Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."
seatage by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018
Words you can keep
Tactical Seatage
the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
Tactical Seatage by gman3 December 25, 2009
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Seatgeek
Person:- i want a porshe.
David:- Seatgeek is an amazing app that helps me buy tickets in the easiest way possible. *Laughs*
*Gets car*
Person:- thank you david
David:- Seatgeek is an amazing app that helps me buy tickets in the easiest way possible. *Laughs*
*Gets car*
Person:- thank you david
Seatgeek by chungachungachungachunga February 25, 2019
Anal Seapage Leak
Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010
sextage
(n.) - a series of brief depictions of sexual intercourse set to a jaunty 80s tune, summarizing a longer series of sexual events or escapades, normally shortened in order to coordinate well within the time constraints of the modern motion pictures.
John- "Oh, did you catch that awesome Glen Close sextage in her new movie, The Iron Lady?"
Bob- "Indubitably. Quite the sextage, if you know what I mean."
John- "I do indeed, sir. I do indeed."
Bob- "Indubitably. Quite the sextage, if you know what I mean."
John- "I do indeed, sir. I do indeed."
sextage by The Guys000001 May 30, 2012
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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