seatage

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009

Seatgeek

David dobrik 's bitch. They give free cars to people.

Person:- i want a porshe.
David:- Seatgeek is an amazing app that helps me buy tickets in the easiest way possible. *Laughs*
*Gets car*
Person:- thank you david

by chungachungachungachunga February 25, 2019

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

sextage

(n.) - a series of brief depictions of sexual intercourse set to a jaunty 80s tune, summarizing a longer series of sexual events or escapades, normally shortened in order to coordinate well within the time constraints of the modern motion pictures.

John- "Oh, did you catch that awesome Glen Close sextage in her new movie, The Iron Lady?"
Bob- "Indubitably. Quite the sextage, if you know what I mean."
John- "I do indeed, sir. I do indeed."

by The Guys000001 May 30, 2012

seavage

the dopest person to be around aka dylans best friend

that boys a seavage

by jimmyjackson199076 May 22, 2018

SeatGeek

seekgeek is an amazing app that lets you buy tickets in literally the easiest way possible-David Dobrick

A: I need to got to a concert, i’ll use Seatgeek and use code david for 20$ off

by whythou September 5, 2019