(n.) - a series of brief depictions of sexual intercourse set to a jaunty 80s tune, summarizing a longer series of sexual events or escapades, normally shortened in order to coordinate well within the time constraints of the modern motion pictures.

John- "Oh, did you catch that awesome Glen Close sextage in her new movie, The Iron Lady?"
Bob- "Indubitably. Quite the sextage, if you know what I mean."
John- "I do indeed, sir. I do indeed."

sextage by The Guys000001 May 30, 2012

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seatage

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

seatage by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

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Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

Tactical Seatage by gman3 December 25, 2009

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Settagucci

An old dirty crusty anus, which will often have old dried shit flakes present.

Person 1: Wow dude, you are a big settagucci.

Person 2: fuck you guy!

Can also be used as a gay sexual term.

Male 1: come here cowboy and lick my settagucci

Male 2: It would be my honor.

Settagucci by The ultimate hammer May 14, 2019

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