sexpecting
sexpecting by KarliPenney May 20, 2008
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Sextexting
When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.
Sextexting by Meredith T. December 24, 2008
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Sexpectancy
Sexpectancy by BariusScotus October 14, 2008
Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive by Oh my my July 2, 2015
sexpesting
verb: the act of pestering a desired future sexual partner for sex when they are unwilling. Can be both playful and/or annoying
Steve: "oh my God, did you guys see what Jase was up to last night?"
Martin: "Oh yeah, he was sexpesting Lucy and Kim all night!!"
Martin: "Oh yeah, he was sexpesting Lucy and Kim all night!!"
sexpesting by X1MTE May 13, 2005
life sexpectancy
The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
life sexpectancy by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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