Sextexting

When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.

"Me and Josh were sextexting for so long last night. It made me so horny."

by Meredith T. December 24, 2008

sextexting

when your having sex and texting at the same time but your partner doesnt know you're texting because your THAT good at it.

I was sextexting my friend because the guy i was hookin up with was boring me.

by ViXenNY November 6, 2009

sleptexting

Texting while sleep deprived.

After clubbing all weekend, I found myself sleptexting everyone I know with gibberish and not remembering it.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010

Shtexting

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Sextating

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."

We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.

by tinadonn September 26, 2012

Serexting

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.

-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.

by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011