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sextexting

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when your having sex and texting at the same time but your partner doesnt know you're texting because your THAT good at it.
I was sextexting my friend because the guy i was hookin up with was boring me.
sextexting by ViXenNY November 6, 2009

sleptexting 

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After clubbing all weekend, I found myself sleptexting everyone I know with gibberish and not remembering it.
sleptexting by editorjeff July 8, 2010

Shtexting 

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The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Sextating 

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The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."
We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.
Sextating by tinadonn September 26, 2012

Serexting 

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v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.
-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.
Serexting by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

Shtexting 

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Texting while taking a dump!
John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!
Shtexting by Afcancelt October 4, 2011
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