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Selecting for shit
Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"
Selecting for shit by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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Selective Social Distancing
Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020
Selective mutism
A "rare" anxiety disorder that typically starts in childhood. It's main trait is being mute in public. But this trait can extend to nonverbal communication as well. Basically social anxiety on drugs.
Child: *has selective mutism*
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!
Selective mutism by VioletThePurple April 14, 2021
Selective Sinning
When someone who’s usually a Christian, only abides by some rules in the bible that they deem morally wrong. Like gays go to hell, but they still get drunk or watch porn.
Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?
Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.
Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.
Selective Sinning by gay and sarcastic October 8, 2019
dorito selection
Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
dorito selection by Genomatic September 23, 2009
Selective Text Responding
When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.
"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"
Selective Text Responding by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.